What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

What is some advice for a business?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

Now that Nigel has imploded his centre right U.K. Reform Party, in a fit of capricious impulse, do we have a credible alternative other than the RIGHT WING Rupert Lowe M.P. to save the impoverished British from the multicultural `benefits hugging`?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

Octopussy

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Men who stole $6 million golden toilet from English mansion sentenced to prison terms - AP News

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What makes girls masturbate?

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do you think there will ever be peace in the Middle East as long as Israel exists?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Meghan Markle, Prince Harry not invited to King Charles’ Trooping the Colour for 3rd year in row - New York Post

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd